Monday, August 18, 2008

One Night Only...

(<--- Nakita. Don't let the SWEET look fool you!)
I've never been one for violence. I'm a gentle spirit with a kind heart. I wouldn't dare lift a hand to hurt a fly; however, in this less-than-perfect world we live in, I have recently found that I cannot assume that everyone is like me... Enter Nakita... she is our dear sweet intern, who until recently, I thought had no mean bone in her body, but when I failed to blog about a once in a lifetime experience I had a few weeks ago, I saw another side to Nakita I thought unimaginable. I became scared... fearful for my life and safety; thus, in order to save myself from a beat down and untimely death, I must blog about ONE NIGHT ONLY!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Chronicles of an Anointed Curling Iron...

In no way do I watch Oprah as much as I may give evidence to in this blog, but I have recognized within myself some "Oprah-like" qualities...

Periodically, I see within me her eye of determination, her perfect ability to liaise and entertain audiences of different backgrounds, but today... today, a whole new characteristic took hold... Today, my friends, I have OPRAH HAIR!!